Tonys Letter From the Grave

by John Burke

It has been over ten years since Tony committed suicide. I still have the unopened letter he sent to me just before his death.

He hung himself on November 15th 1997. A week later I got a letter in the mail from him. It has been over 10 years, and I still have not opened the letter.

Today is the anniversary of the day I heard Tony committed suicide. I finish the bottle beer Ex, the beer Tony used to drink. I open the letter and it reads:

John,
You know what's happened to me. My life went to shit and I'm in no place to rebuild it. I have few regrets. One is not finishing off my sexual to-do list. I've compiled them and ask you take up the challenge.

They are listed in no particular order:

• Midget orgy - At least 3 female midgets attending. All must fuck. One must wear rain boots.
• Be the meat in a transvestite sandwich - you fuck one transvestite while one fucks you.
• Be the meat with two girls and a strap on dildo - you fucking a chick while another is fucking you with a strap on dildo.
• Get a blow job from a chick with no teeth.

Remember: Play hard and fuck harder

Tony.

I put the letter down and grab another beer. His list is very possible. I go out to my balcony of my condo and overlook the city at night. I decide then and there what Tony has ask of me in his letter by reaching out of his grave will be done!