I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me [...]
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P. Niss
February 21st, 2010 · Comments Off · humor
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Chemical Properties of a Woman
February 14th, 2010 · Comments Off · humor
Element name: WOMAN.
Symbol: WO.
Atomic weight: ‘Don’t even go there’.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious gemstones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb [...]
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Trannie Joke
January 31st, 2010 · Comments Off · humor, tgirl
What do you call a transvestite from Green Bay?
A packer.
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