February 14th, 2010 · humor
Element name: WOMAN.
Symbol: WO.
Atomic weight: ‘Don’t even go there’.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious gemstones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
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February 14th, 2010 · amature
If your like me and try to get a blowjob from your old lady with out reciprocating then you need a site like this. If your going to get caught masturbating it may as well be something like this. I love seeing a site that makes my stomach sick, but I get over and can still masturbate to.
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February 13th, 2010 · amature
Pre internet days I use to know pretty much all of the pornstars names. Post Internet – fucked if I know. Scarlett Pain is such a pornstar. Squirted my love juice out all over my 25 inch lcd computer monitor and move on. Maybe you haven’t yet. Here are the links I’ve used:
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February 12th, 2010 · milf
Lady Sonia a English milf. But I don’t think she has kids. Her body is so tight. I love how when she is giving head the wrinkes show up around her mouth. Love it baby.
Lady sonia in a cumshot threesome
Pantyhosed masturbation in home gym
Lady Sonia puts ice cubes on her nipples
Lady Sonia in her latex suit
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February 11th, 2010 · amature
Ah yes the camel toe. I can still remember my friends older brothers girlfriends camel toe. I was young then and felt scared, yet intrigued at the same time. She was a French Canadian skanky chick. Getting drunk with her was awesome, it always felt like at any time she was going to fuck me.
Paris Hilton’s cameltoe is always there
Rihanna’s new style and new cameltoe shots
Collection of Coco Austin panty cameltoes
Wet cameltoe of movie star Jessica Alba
Christina Aguilera best cameltoe photos
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February 10th, 2010 · amature
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February 9th, 2010 · tgirl
What starts off as a seemingly regular fuck can sure turn nasty fast. This is what Ladyboys in Pain is all about. Our helpless victims are tricked thinking that its a regular shoot but our boy has other plans. These ladyboys get their asses fucked until they are gaping for air, their throats are fucked hard and deep untill they gag. Don’t even get us started about the bondage and duct tape experiments. This is what hardcore is all about at Ladyboys in Pain!
Here we go with some random clips:
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February 8th, 2010 · tgirl
Getting my shemale fix on for today. To new sites I
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February 7th, 2010 · sex terms
The following list all different names for human male sperm.
Goo
Baby making juice
Cum
Ejaculation
Facial fluid
Pearly white
Spunk
Jizz
baby batter
Are we missing some? Please post in the comments a name for sperm. It may just get posted. 
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Well guys, today’s the day…the day I tell my BF what it is I actually do. Who I am. That sort of thing. We started out at the park, and for some reason it just hit me that today’s the day. So I did it. I told him I’m a slut for black cock, and that I do things for negros that I don’t do for white men – and certainly not for him. Then, to make sure he knew I was for real, I lined up 4 colored fellahs to do it to me while he witnessed the whole thing. At the end, they really made a mess all over me. One of the worst ever. So, in order to make sure I have my man under control, he cleaned me. First, with a towel, and then…well, I’ll let you see for yourself. He still loves me, too! Ah! He’s the best boyfriend a gal could ever want!! XOXO – Spring
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