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Checklist for things to do for Android

Harry Nutsack — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:01:49 +0000

equipment:
Motorola Droid A855

OS: Android 2.2.3

build: FRK76

Information to go through:

http://androidforums.com/droid-all-things-root/136508-guide-all-things-root-related.html

How to root the android Motorola Droid

http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=21308542

dowload superone click
videos to watch

Failed attempts – Z4Root unsuccessful

Root the device

Upgrade the FirmWare to 2.3.6

Get backup software to work

How to get your whore mad at you

Harry Nutsack — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 04:20:07 +0000

This will only work if you have a hooker you have been seeing for a while and are one of her better clients. Remember this a dumb game to play and it really serves no purpose what so ever. You are only seeing the whore for your sexual pleasure. On that note we present: How to get your whore mad at you

1. Book an appointment with her early in the morning. Early enough she will have to set an alarm clock to wake up herself up. Then don’t contact her. When she texts you tell her you got called into a meeting. Apologize.

2. Rebook appointment for later on that day. Provide vague answers to what time you’ll arrive at her place at. Keep this behavior going until you get arise out of her. Then swoop in and set a firm time.

Why prostitution can never be legal
The hookers would unionize and then put in practice a number to keep track of clients. Then if you don’t show up they can track you. By tracking you, be able to bill you.

How to make up with your whore

Apologize to her, by saying your sorry. Who cares if you are sincere or not. You always have the option of fucking her up the ass.

Fucked up Console Video Games part 2

Harry Nutsack — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 04:20:23 +0000

Killer 7

The the seed of the idea articles on fucked up video games was planted by Killer 7. When I purchased the game at my local brick and motor EB Games store, I was advised the game violent and had adult themes. I said I am looking forward to it. Killer 7 is not a game that has fucked up moments just to have fucked up moments. The entire game is just fucked up.

One of my favorite consoles was the Nintendo Wii. The reason why I love the Wii so much is because it could play Gamecube games. So before the Wii it was the Gamecube I loved. My personal opinion only. I expect you to be different and I expect that. One system that I respect but never owned is the Play Station 2. Killer 7 was released on only those two consoles.

Some fucked up moment:

Who the fuck does Garcian Smith have locked away in his trailer?
When you realize Kaede Smith (the only girl assassin) is cutting her wrist and spraying blood all over the wall to solve a puzzle.

There is a reason why this game is a permanent hookup to the television in the headquarters of PornRasta.

Social Animal

IronZion — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 14:12:39 +0000

Insights from this book.

Book: Social Animal

Author: David Brooks

About the post author: BigKev listened to this audiobook and listed all the great insights on how being social is so important to being human.

White ankle sock fetish

This book has a great section of a women early in her relationship with a man who would have wild crazy sex buy she would wear white ankle sock. It was written so vidily that I seeked out white ankle sock fetish videos. Here is the result – LINK

Human females are the only creatures on the planet earth to have boobies

Wow. I still remember where I was when I heard that “Human females are the only creature on the planet earth to have boobies.” Think about that. It is a punchline worthy of Douglas Adams. I’d bet David Wong the author would respect that.

The wrong moral choices

I can only imagine when writing and editing this book, the moral choices that were left out.

The mental decline and inevitable event of death

Insight full and well written.

Fucked up video games

Harry Nutsack — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 14:29:55 +0000

Red Dead Redemption

Rockstar is really pushing the boundries on this one, with heavy hints about bestiality in the stranger mission “Who Are You To Judge?“ Bestiality, not my thing, but hey what better area to explore this topic then a video game?

Army of Two – 40th Day

During one mission you are given a choice of telling a child to take cover in firefight, or ask him to get a weapon to help you out. After being cocked blocked by my own kids and not being able to sex up my wife due to my kids coming into my bedroom in the middle of foreplay, it is easy to see why I default to the choice of asking the kid to get the gun. Even knowing that the little ankle bitter will be shot to Swiss cheese.

Your fist and hookers

Harry Nutsack — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:21:44 +0000

Like the title of this post says: Your fist and hookers, you don’t need anything else. With this piece of knowledge, you will be set to play the game correctly. Not to say that your going to beat up hookers, far from that you sick fuck.

Control your hooker lust.

For the in between times of not having sweet hooker sex, subscribe to a good adult website. Make sure the subscription that you have is for one month with no recurring charges to your credit card. Follow this link to for more information. Use the website to masturbate to, until you have reached accumulated the budgeted amount of money to spend on your monthly hooker allowance. Proceed to use that money to get a sweet ass hooker.

See “How to Handle a Wife and your hooker addiction.”

Piss Jar

Harry Nutsack — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 14:09:59 +0000

Checked the Piss Jar after two weeks and sees some kind of fungus growing.

Urine plus piss jar equals life

Emptied the Piss Jar

Special Note: the piss jar use to be a pickle jar!

Search strings for Craigslist

Harry Nutsack — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:01:47 +0000

Hello there,

Been working on searching for a special service provider who advertises in CraigsList Casual Encounters W4M section. She has not advertised in a while. I keep going to the website to see if she has put up a new ad. But this takes time. So I am going to test the following:

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/search/cas?query=w4m+tara&srchType=A&minAsk=&maxAsk=

I can click on this link and it will open in a new browser and show me if she has posted her times.

Harry

Greta Carlson

IronZion — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 19:31:48 +0000

Who is Greta Carlson and why does she have a blog entry on PornRasta.com? Great Carlson was a pornstar from the 80′s, and man could she suck cock. Her strength was the tongue lashing she would perform on the penis. Greta was born in Germany. She has acted in some B movies, fucked a transvestite, and is retired now.

Alias gleen from other adult websites: Keta Karlson, Barbie Dale, Treasure Chest, Barbi, Sherri Graham, Jasae, Allison Branch

IMDB page link

Greta Carlson links found on the internet:

Google search of Greta Carlson link

http://mrstiff.com/search/straight/greta-carlson

http://www.keezmovies.com/video/nasty-milf-in-foot-fetish-fucking-445409

http://www.spankwire.com/Mother-Suck-Daughter-Boyfriend-Cock/video194028/?utm_source=penisbot&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=nudevista

http://www.nudevista.com/?q=greta+carlson&s=t

http://www.tjoob.com/vids/133542/summer-cummings-and-guy-disilva-and-zena-dean-and-rodney-moore-and-greta-carlson-and-kimberly-kyle-and-skye-blue-and-seattle-and-sundae-brunch-Rodney-Moores-High-Heeled-And-Horny–4.html

http://www.hardsextube.com/video/338545/

http://www.porn.com/videos/granny-greta-riding-this-dick-like-a-pro-6501.html

http://www.yourlust.com/videos/greta-carlson-gets-boned.html