This will only work if you have a hooker you have been seeing for a while and are one of her better clients. Remember this a dumb game to play and it really serves no purpose what so ever. You are only seeing the whore for your sexual pleasure. On that note we present: How to get your whore mad at you

1. Book an appointment with her early in the morning. Early enough she will have to set an alarm clock to wake up herself up. Then don’t contact her. When she texts you tell her you got called into a meeting. Apologize.

2. Rebook appointment for later on that day. Provide vague answers to what time you’ll arrive at her place at. Keep this behavior going until you get arise out of her. Then swoop in and set a firm time.

Why prostitution can never be legal
The hookers would unionize and then put in practice a number to keep track of clients. Then if you don’t show up they can track you. By tracking you, be able to bill you.

How to make up with your whore

Apologize to her, by saying your sorry. Who cares if you are sincere or not.  You always have the option of fucking her up the ass.