Hi I’m Fishy the fish.
My wife’s pussy smell like fish, but taste like chicken
I tried performing a Harry Houdini with my wife. A Harry Houdini is a sex act. When you fuck your partner from behind, doggy style, you pretend you are ejaculating, by letting little dribble of saliva come out from your mouth. Letting it fall on to your partners back. Your partner thinking you just ejaculated, turns around, and now you blast your milky love juice all over their face.
Only it does not work so well in a fish bowel.
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My wife was a real cunt though. She said I had a small dick. She would call sex our sex sessions “Finding Nemo.” It just so happened that’s what I called my dick.
You know sushi like I know sushi? Yeah she’s dead now. You may have eaten her. I know I use to.
She was terrible at giving head. I use to call her Jaws. Certainly was enough teeth.
Now I’m here in this fish tank. Lucky me I get to shit where I eat.
Before I met wife I use to date a blowfish. Man that was a mistake, take it from me you want a girl friend who can suck, not blow.