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What is a Donkey Punch?

John Burke — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 08:20:41 +0000

Donkey Punch is a term for when a guy fucks a female in her asshole in the doggie style position. When he is ready to ejaculate he punches her in the back of the head with enough power he knocks her out. This causes a spasm of her anus and feels increases the sensation of his ejaculation.

Issues with the donkey punch:
Only have one punch to get it right.

High Life

John Burke — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:14:23 +0000

Starts out as a bank robbery movie. The the great sound track kicks in. This movie has a lot of great moments and a great sound track. The characters are true classics. Not nice people, methadone users. It time travels you back to 1983 in westeren Canada. It includes a pink Chuck Noris.

Finished watching this movie with a new appreciation of April Wine.

Bin Laden

John Burke — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 06:00:00 +0000

Seriously. Catch this guy and put him in prison. Give him access to porn and drugs. Really fuck up his game. At first I wanted him killed. But then realized having him live long and then look back on his life. Then he will know what all men of sound mind know: Killing is wrong.

Why kill? Life is short. Picking on young men and brain washing them is wrong also. To have a young mans anger directed into a positive force is what we do. Have fun in life.

Rodeo Fuck

John Burke — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 08:20:17 +0000

A guy fucking an ugly chick in the doggie style position, he gives a signal to his friends who are hiding in the closest. Upon hearing the signal the friends jump out of the closet and time how long the guy can still fuck the ugly chick with her struggling to get away.

Chinese loves Japanese porn

John Burke — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

Article in the Toronto Star

Big Brother listening in on karaoke

I need to find the video for “Conquer the World”

Chinese porn watchers like Japanese porn. Maybe there can be world peace through porn.

P. Niss

John Burke — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 08:20:10 +0000

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave you r designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

It’s Thursday. So you know what that means?

John Burke — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

Getting high smoking blunts and playing “Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2” on the Xbox. I come prepared with the porn links setup. The weed rolled up and ready to be lighted up.

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Gregs List Casting Calls: New Site!

John Burke — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

Ill be checking out this site today. From the name of it sounds like a Craigs List casting call site. But the creator of the website did not want any legal issues with Craigslist so he called it Gregs List. Check out the links with me:

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Presidents Day

John Burke — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

Yo! Happy Presidents. You don’t have to be American to enjoy the day. Hell celebrate the President of the Third World Nation!!
Man that is a really shitty way to introduce teen porn sensation Riley Rebels new content: “Filly In Fishnets”

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Fuck Valentines day

John Burke — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:00:00 +0000

So I didn’t get any pussy from the old lady yesterday. That’s okay I found these links to Fucked up Fantasy. This chick looks just like my wife friend Joan. Checking my masturbation database I see that I have jerked off to 178 times…

Make that 179 now.

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