Have you ever fucked a midget? Well I have. I got in the mood by watching some midget porn and Lord of the Rings. (I’m not a hardcore geek, just an average fan of those movies.) Anyways, there is an escort who advertises on the web in my area. The website seems to be down right now or I’d through the link up. I called the women up and arranged a time to see her. I took the bus to see her at her hobbit home. If only my fellow bus riders only knew I was on a journey to put my mighty penis in Mount Pussy! Yes I going to be fucking a midget.
I went to the midgets house and we started with some small talk. Off to the bedroom we went to complete our goal of sexual ecstasy. She started to give me head which is always a crowd pleaser. I put her through the motions of her every which way but loose. I fucked her so hard I broke her bed. Seriously the bed came apart and while she was apologizing and moaning I kept on stabbing her with my mighty flesh sword! I tried all the stuff your supposed to do when fucking a midget; like picking them up and trying to toss them on your penis. But she was a heavy midget, that she was.
I want to pass on a secret. Yes midgets are small, and so are their pussys. Its really tight! I’d recommend if you ever get the chance to fuck a midget – do it!
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