PornRasta

I only just decided that I was going to leave the party when my Blackberry rang with the ringtone of “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice. I like to be ironic but wearing t-shirts with shitty bands is simply not my style. The ringing was loud enough so everyone in the lounge could hear it. That’s right, I like to be noticed.

It was Saturday night, and the Blackberry was programmed to only go off if I received a priority email. The sweet honey box of pussy being the top priority with no others above and below it, if you know what I mean. It went off at a good time also. The blonde I was hitting on at the lounges’ bar must be a lesbian for there were no sparks between us. Me, with my dashing good look usually makes the bitches swoon. As she was in mid sentence telling me something about her dad being terminally ill, I took the Blackberry out of my pocket and checked my email.

Fuck its Saturday night bitch I don’t want to hear your fucking problems. I just want to know if you swallow. Seeing that her lips weren’t going to be wrapped around my cock this night, I had to continue the pussy hunt.

I read the email as I sipped my rye on the rocks. It read as follows:

Tonight, is members night.

As promised the Glory Hole is going to start in 20 minutes
Location: Mikes Adult Store. Please be discreet.

Well fuck me! Signing up for that Glory Hole website and getting that membership was going to pay off! I used GoogleMaps on the Blackberry’s shitty webbrowser to get the location. Mikes Adult Store was a 15 minute drive. Hot damn!

“Sorry babe I gotta go. I hope you Dad dies painlessly and quickly. Your hot, but boring, essentially a downer. Later.” Might seem like a dick move. But honesty is the best policy. And seeing how I wasn’t going to be getting a blowjob, seem the right method.

I had a Glory Hole to attend!

 

What is a Glory Hole you ask?  A glory hole is a hole in a wall, often between public washrooms stalls or video booths for people to engage in sexual activity or observe the person in the next cubicle while one or both parties masturbate.

Essentially you stick your dick in a hole and the person on the other side sucks your dick. It started out as a gay thing. You know gay guys are the biggest fuck pigs. The website I’m a member of has women sucking cocks through the glory hole by the mile. So tonight I’ll stick my dick through the hole and the bitch on the other side will suck my manhood. I’ll be firing off seaman, like the Terminator shooting bullets in a police station.

Best of all, it’s going to be filmed and in the next few months I’ll see who was sucking my cock. Nobody will know that’s me on the other side.

As I was making my way to leave the lounge I passed by an acquaintance I saw earlier at table, Sam. I got up and said bye to Sam who was having his birthday party there.

“No luck with Betty?” he asked.

“Hell no, and maybe that’s the problem. I was calling her Beth. Anyways, I’m going to have some stories for you when I see you next,” I say heading the door.
“Remember they are just stories unless you have pictures,” Sam shouted to my back.

 

Out I went into the cold air night air. Mikes Adult Store was a sleazy hole where no self respecting man with my wealth a taste would be seen. But I was up for being on the receiving end of an anonymous blowjob in a stanky shithole. You know, just one of those nights.
I pull up to the front of the porn shop in my Porsche. I set the security on my car. I have it tweaked so that if any motherfucker tries to break into my car a tugboat fog horn will go off. Created with the effect of security and scaring the shit out of the thieving son of a bitch.

Entering the porn shop reminds me of days gone past. When I was a teenager, renting porn, sticking my dick in a vacuum cleaner because my girl friend broke her jaw. Her asshole was sore, and she wanted to take a break from our sexual relationships for the time being. She was a Greek girl and wanted to remain a virgin. Well she kept her virginity, but she could not keep a hot shit in her ass, it was so loose after all the anal fucking it received.

That was days before the internet. But I still like to whack off like the old times. I guess these porn shops have to diversify and find new revenue streams, and running a glory hole is just one way.

I went inside and saw there was hand written sign “Website members please go to back of store.” So I slowly made my way to the back of the store, passing all the DVD cases of porn.

At the back of the store was the private viewing section. Coming from one of the private booths, there was some whispering and then a grown. Next minute the door opens and a stranger leaves the booth quickly, not making any eye contact. That’s cool, I didn’t want to make eye contact with him either. Hell if he’s into midget porn – well that’s his thing.

I poke my head into the booth. Seeing the glory hole holeI step inside and close the door.

“Put a dollar into the machine to get the show started,” came a voice from the hole.
“Sure,” I say as I bend over to peek into the hole. There on the other side was a hot chick. What the fuck?! I was expecting some fat ugly chick on the other side, one that was there to make some money, not a hot chick with bit tits. The glory hole web site does not have ugly chicks, but not hotties like this one.

“Hi honey,” she says as I’m still looking through the hole, “Sick you dick through and I’ll suck it dry.”

“You don’t have to ask me twice,” I say as my pants were around my ankles in two seconds and my dick was hard. Twisting around I put money into the machine. It starts to show a porno movie.

I feel her mouth licking my cock. She starts from the tip, licking the shaft all the way to the base. She takes one of my balls in her mouth and slowly, gently pulls back on the bag. My cock is getting harder. I feel her hands cup my balls as she takes my cock and put it in her mouth. She takes my entire rod into her mouth and I feel my cock hitting the back of her mouth. It feels awesome. She starts to ram her throat down on my cock.

I want to reach out and grab the back of her head, but the booths wall blocks me from touching her. She deep throats me more. Then switches up, from deep throating to sucking.

“I want your sperm,” I hear her say. I cannot hold out much longer and say, “Your wish is my command.” I let go three days of pearly white mans love juice and she lets me blow my entire load in her mouth.

“Look through the hole,” she says gargling my love juice in her mouth. I pull my dick out and look through the hole.

Swallows my love juice and she says “Your number thirty eight tonight.”

Ewww… I think to myself. I pull up my pants and say “Thanks for the blowjob,” and leave.

As I leave I see a guy in my peripheral vision, I don’t make eye contact and head for the exit. My Porsche is still there untouched and I get in and drive away.

Mission accomplished!