11 Reasons Why Whores Are Better then Wives

Ah yes whores. They go by different names. In polite society they go by service providers, ladies of the evenings, or escorts. With your buddies they are known as street walkers, whores, hoes or hookers.

Below in no particular order is why whores are better then wives:

 

• You get pussy whenever you want it
• You can get different flavors.
• You do not have to be stuck with the same body type your wife has.
• They do not talk back. If they do, find another.
• Come at different price points
• No need to spend ‘quality time’
• Do not have to take the garbage out to get a blow job
• Can pay them to do things your wife will not or refuse to do. Want your wife to perform a banana republic on you? Or a Hot Karl? Find a whore that will cater to your fetish and your good to go.
• After you fuck them, they leave
• Whores know the real reason why your being nice to them because you want to fuck them, and they are OK with that
• When fucking a whore, it is OK to forget their name and call them someone else

 

Have any other points? Please add to the comments.