The Lost Art of Shitting In A Bag

With the prevalence of indoor plumbing readily available to man, the skill of taking a dump in a bag has become a lost art form. As man is the only creature on earth to pass his knowledge on to the next generation, we here at PornRasta.com proudly present how the step by step instructions of how to shit in a bag.

Tools need:
Plastic bags
Toilet paper

Step 1. Test the bag. Blow air into the bag and verify there is no holes in the bag. We want our bowel movement to remain in the bag, not over us or the floor.

Step 2. Have toilet paper handy.

Step 3. Spread legs, with the bag open put up to anus.

Step 4. Pinch that loaf.

Step 5. Wipe ass, throw toilet paper into bag.

Step 6. Tie bag into knot.

Pro tip: Double bag it. Not only prevents leakage due to rips or holes, will cut down on the stench of your stinky doo doo.

Protip: Although seems like a perfect weapon to use as a shit bag bomb, be aware that with DNA testing you run the risk of authorities identifying you

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