Cleanup Checklist For After Seeing A Service Provider In Your Car

by Harry Nutsack

As a value added service escorts are now advertising to provide their sexual service in a car. They advertise it as “car service” or “car fun.”

This is can be a great way to see an escort. It makes it easier for the attached male to sneak in these side booty calls, telling their significant other that they are going to make a trip to “Home Depot.” All the while stopping and getting the “blow and go” special.

To keep these encounters under the radar from the wife or girlfriend PornRasta provides a checklist for you to use after seeing your service provider:

Check under all the seats. Items can fall out the escorts pockets and get under the seat. Having the girlfriend finding a different type of condoms in the car and put you in a sticky situation.

Clean the windows. If your getting full service, you want to make sure there is no foot prints on the glass.

Vacuum the car. You can land a nice one two punch with this one. Tell the wife you are going to the car wash to clean the car. Most car washes have vacuuming services. First see the escort and then stop by the car wash to vacuum the car.

Simple enough, and if you follow these rules may you never get caught.